Five Rules Of Life.
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a CORVETTE than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN OMG
oh ma cod
oh ma cod
a trampoleen
(Source: inveteratus)
Via Like I have a clutch on a magnum
Tonight.
it’s halloween party time!
*little john walks in*
kid- “what the….?”
LJ- “WHAT?!?!?!”
kid- “huh?”
LJ- “GET CRUNK!!!”
kid- “OOOKAY!!!!”
When mom says, “if you’re staying at Kirsten’s apt. I better not become a grandma or you’re getting your ass kicked”
About Me
I'm Jason. 18 years of age. I'm going to school for Law Enforcement (you WANT to be a Cop?)(yeah. I do). I'm enslaved at Culvers and Old Dominion Freight Line. oh and single (thank god lol) anything else, ask.
